Anniversaries celebrate while dating
my partner and i hardly even celebrate our yearly - we usually can't be arsed/don't remember. Trends are to either go out for fine dining or spend a night together at nice a hotel. seems like a little too much effort when things should maybe run a little more naturally.
This is the perfect time to send that special someone a link to a really nice You Tube video. If that's a bit too much for your budget, consider making them scrambled eggs or a meal of equal or greater deliciousness.
Did you know that a couple's first anniversary is their "paper anniversary"?
Presumably that is because they are still paying off the wedding at the one-year mark (THOSE SHERLOCK INVITATIONS DON'T PAY FOR THEMSELVES).
But OH MY WOMBATS, what kind of high school couple makes it to their six-year anniversary? One year is actually two hundred in high-school dating years. Which is why we have created a MORE REALISTIC set of anniversaries (dayiversaries? ) for you to celebrate with your once-now-and-never-again love. Celebrate your monogamy with an origami gift: a chatterbox with "You're dumped" under window #7 is a seamless way to sever the tie if you've got the one-week itch, otherwise you can make them an origami football, or, idk, an isoceles triangle—whatever you think your baby (probably too soon to call them baby) is into.
One-Day Anniversary: Sticky Note Some of the greatest relationships of our time have lasted no longer than second through fourth period. Sometimes it burns into an inanimate ball of carbon halfway through the atmosphere. One-Month Anniversary: Faberge Egg In the time since you started dating, three queen bees have seized the throne, two P. teachers have switched their tiny shorts for wintry sweatpants, and the cafeteria has served 5000 terrible, terrible hotdogs. Celebrate your one-month anniversary with something super classy: a Faberge Egg.