Redating egg cartons
- But, looking at how he even has their selfies as his lockscreen isn't it just.. unless, if you read too far into it, they are dating and he uses a public photo so he has an excuse lmao.
This script is a transcript that was painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of Clerks.
If you're gonna drink that coffee, I think you oughta take it outside, huh?
If you're gonna drink it in here, I'd appreciate it if you don't bother the customers.
Other sketches: Vampire Werewolves, Throw Active, Sports O'Clock, In a Fancy Restaurant, Spiderbaby, Frankenstein's Monster Hides in the Lynch Mob, Learn to Read, Rejected Pokémon, Spy vs.
Spy, Goomba Murder (two-part sketch), and High School Yearbook Upgrades Other sketches: Dora the Explorer in The Road to Recovery, Who Wore it Better?